When Murphy’s Law hits at the holidays, now what?
Plate of Crazy? Yes indeed. Murphy’s Law has sown its seed…
Fearing the jinx of misfortune, making your own luck, Murphy’s Law… Which do you believe in?
On the move and stuck; not the day and night you expect.
I greet the morn with cheek ballooning west – Alas, no beard to hide the swollen site I grant I’d like a doublet and a vest In which to hide my face malformed by night. ‘Twas though I gazed upon a Monk of Chip When I did quickly seek the mirror’s view, The lower jaw, […]
You don’t know if your printer will crash when you only allotted five minutes to pump out a handful of pages. You don’t know if when you grab the backup computer, its operating system will crank into update mode, and stay that way for twenty minutes. You don’t know if it will storm when you […]
“What’s next – locusts?” That’s what a friend said to me last week, after hearing about the computer viruses, the broken down car, the hole in my son’s ceiling the night before we were leaving town, the air conditioning that died and required repair – twice, water pouring into my bathroom through a light fixture, […]
Just in. (9:18 Eastern, 3/2/10). Weird News reports that a diminutive middle-aged woman, name withheld by authorities, was found pinned by a Latvian teen, slumped over on patio furniture behind a small suburban home in a sleepy southern city. Apparently, following a late-night rock fest, nosy neighbors called police. The two were discovered lying among […]
That big M tattooed on my chest? Uh, nope – just paint. Maybe it’s the big M on my form-fitting super sexy spandex uniform of daily duties, the sequined M emblazoned on my ruby-colored cape, the glitzy grosgrain ribbon folded and tacked into embellishment in the shape of M’s, a perfect pair of M and […]