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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, and All Through My Shoes…

December 24, 2017 by D. A. Wolf 8 Comments

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my shoes,
I’m searching (and pouting) and fighting the blues…



As I’m scanning my closet — new heels in their box —
I’m frowning and fretting while checking my frocks…

I’m pondering options, but where should I go?
My “good” clothes are dusty… (my dance card’s been slow.)

My tree is a cutie! (It’s five feet, like me.)
But where is my usual seasonal glee?

When holidays hit and your home feels too quiet —
(You’re over your laptop, you’re over your diet…

You’re over the worries of last year’s election;
Okay, not so much, although the defection

Of friends whose opinions may differ from yours
Begs a goal of uniting on our nation’s shores.)

So how do you manage to amp up your spirit?
Suggestions to make? Come on, now, let’s hear it!

Yes, I will say that old movies on cable
Still hold their delight, impeccably able

To garner a smile and hold me in thrall
(Sentimental, I know, I admit it to all.)

And even a holiday shoescape, while fun —
Doesn’t last long when you’d rather go run

To a Christmas Eve tea or schmooze-fest or party
Preferably cozy, exotic, or arty…

Of course, an old fave, that got me in trouble
(A writing dare followed by shots, then a double)

A late night indulgence (Kahlua and coffee)
Might ward off temptation to nibble this toffee…

Settle in with a book or with your favorite blog,
Maybe with Bailey’s or hot Russian grog!

And laughter is easy to catch, don’t you think?
With a friend or acquaintance, or over a drink…

Maybe a stranger just shoots you a grin,
That too is wondrous, for both, a true win…

So many kind folks are just waiting to meet,
It’s exciting, I think! And thus, my small feet

And my fanciful footwear (that’s gathering dust)
Surely, next year will get use — it’s a must!

Despite the odd tone of these silly reflections
Believe me, I treasure my human connections,

As do you, I am sure, so pick up the phone,
Call an old friend who just may be alone,

Or tap on your tablet and do jump online,
Browse pictures and updates while sipping mulled wine,

Say your “happys” and “thank yous” to those that you know,
And others who help you to learn and to grow,

Be sweet to old pals, and do make it real;
People remember how you make them feel!

Meanwhile, my thanks for your visits and reading,
Your comments, your friendship, and also, good breeding!

I wish you a merry few days with a smile
And do so in (usual) rhyme-criming style.






 

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Comments

  1. Judith A Ross says

    December 24, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    Happy Holidays, D.A.!

    Reply
    • D. A. Wolf says

      December 24, 2017 at 7:04 pm

      Thanks! Happy holidays to you, too, Judith! ?

      Reply
  2. Frances says

    December 25, 2017 at 9:14 am

    Merry Christmas! What a delightful post, so clever. Thanks for the smile…

    Reply
  3. Sue Burpee says

    December 25, 2017 at 11:34 am

    Ha. So you are a poet after all. In the vein of Robert Service … rhyming, truth telling, and sometimes funny. I love the line in the “Cremation of Sam McGee” when the narrator opens the door of the furnace where he’s stuffed Sam’s body, and despite the fact that he’s been dead for days, Sam is sitting up amidst the flames smiling. Because, as he says, since he’s been to the blasted north, it’s the first time he’s been warm.

    https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45081/the-cremation-of-sam-mcgee

    Hope you have a warm Christmas DA. And lots of lovely new shoes and places to wear them in 2018.

    Sue xo

    Reply
  4. Angela Muller says

    December 25, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Merry Christmas D.A.! Lovely post. My wishes for a new year of good health and good fortune, for you…and all!

    Reply
  5. TD says

    December 25, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    Happy Holidays, D.A.,
    Such a cute poem and lovely gift today! Sending you best wishes of finding those snow boots somewhere hidden under those heels — as well as a buddy to run with through the snow fields ❄️.

    Reply
  6. Missy Robinson says

    December 26, 2017 at 10:50 am

    Happy New Year, DA – I hope your Christmas was jolly!

    Reply
  7. LA CONTESSA says

    December 30, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    HAPPY NEW YEAR………………..
    THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE! How long did that take?
    DO NOT WORRY I’m with YOU ON THAT — in the WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!
    Today is bad mouthing the POSTOFFICE!!!!!!!
    I wish you a GOOD NEW YEAR with SONS and LOADS of FUN in your daily LIFE!!!!!!
    I owe you a RING!! …..have ONE MORE DINNER to THROW on the SECOND of JANUARY tis the ITALIANS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! THEN I AM DONE!
    XOXOXO

    Reply

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