Now come on. Was I really going to hop, skip, and saunter from accessories straight into Lesson Five, without a spin through the footwear department? Or a teeny-tiny (remember, size 36) homage to Christian Louboutin? But must I resort to begging him to adopt me – again? Couldn’t he possibly set me up in a […]
Dear ELLE Magazine in Paris
Dear ELLE Magazine Editor-in-Chief, Thank you so much for offering me the position of Executive Extraordinaire of Chic Geeks and Sweet Cheeks with French Speak. I am delighted to accept, and appreciative of the fact that you will allow me to work remotely from my cozy, charming, very French styled and eclectic East Coast American […]
10 Pearls of Positivity for a Tenuous Tuesday
If a lovely person offers positive thoughts all the way from a picturesque island, who am I to refuse? When Maureen at Island Roar sent me some anti-angst energy yesterday, I thought the least I could do was accept. So here I am, talking myself down from the ledge, and looking on the bright side. […]
Laptop Lover Abandons Befuddled Writer
Languishing over a lost laptop and love for Louboutin.
Sudden Outbreak of Rhymatoid ArtWriteUs; CDC Contemplates Next Steps
“We appear to be seeing a new rash of cases,” said CDC spokesperson Ima Ditz. “Rhymatoid ArtWriteUs is breaking out up and down the East Coast of the U.S., with suspected incidents popping up as far north as Portland, Maine and as far south as the Florida Keys. There is currently no vaccine available and […]
Counting Shoes Instead of Sheep
Counting shoes instead of sheep, Damn, I wish that I could sleep! Too much on my weary mind – Single mother’s gag-me grind. Where the heck is that good booze? Higher proof for taller shoes! (Kiddo’s in his room in bed, I’ve got time for sipping red…) This, the week from hell, no doubt, While […]
Christian Louboutin – Could You Adopt Me?
Christian Louboutin, eroticism, and the most beautiful shoes in the world version française / French version © D A Wolf Yesterday, I saw the most beautiful shoes in the world. (And perhaps, the most expensive; let’s just say, the most expensive that I’ve ever seen.) But let’s not talk about that. Let us speak of […]
False facts, unwanted knowledge, shoe shopping. A rant.
I scanned, I scanned, I scanned (tra la) a marketing blog last night (tra la). It was brief, and scanning made it briefer! It was pithy, and too true, so true, sadly (and comprehensibly and brilliantly) true – a testament to our attention economy, our online attention deficit, our tendency to tantalize with tweets and […]