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Help! Inexplicable Desire to Clean!

May 8, 2010 by D. A. Wolf 11 Comments

Something is wrong. Very wrong. I am experiencing strange symptoms. Surges of systems that are strangely unsettling. A desire to clean. To organize. Oh. Em. Gee. A desire to dust! Naturally, I’m stymied. First off, the very thought is just not… moi. Secondly, the concept of energy for such an uncharacteristic undertaking is, well, a […]

Filed Under: Food & Recipes, Lifestyle, Morning Musing, Parenting Tagged With: cleaning frenzy, OMG, organizing, spring cleaning, whatever life dishes out, women's roles

Help! I need a new cell phone!

February 12, 2010 by D. A. Wolf 13 Comments

Help, please! I need advice. Seriously. I give good phone, and I’d like to get some, too. But I’ve been limping along on a hand-me-down 3-year old cell that’s on its last legs. I need suggestions – truly. Cell phone requirements Here are my requirements: small (to put in jeans pocket, small purses, or cleavage) […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle, Other Stuff, Technology Tagged With: big little wolf, biglittlewolf, Blackberry, cell phone etiquette, cell phones, daily plate of crazy, dailyplateofcrazy, dependence on connections, dependence on techcnology, dependence on technology, I need advice, iPhone, mobile phones, OMG, Technology, technology dependence, whatever life dishes out

What ever happened to. . . Dr. Ruth?

February 3, 2010 by D. A. Wolf 11 Comments

Remember Dr. Ruth? What ever happened to the pint-sized sexpert who so sweetly answered everything you always wanted to know about sex, and I don’t mean Woody Allen-style? Whatever happened to. . . Don’t you love those “Whatever happened to” stories and series? I do. Well… sometimes. Other times I find them annoying. Or worse, […]

Filed Under: Entertainment, Lifestyle, Sex Tagged With: actu sciences santé, big little wolf, biglittlewolf, celebrity hosts, celebrity news, chick flicks, daily plate of crazy, dailyplateofcrazy, Dr Ruth, Dr Ruth Westheimer, Dr. Ruth at Princeton, Dr. Ruth at Yale, En Français, female sexuality, French news, G spot, humor, l'actu, OMG, point g il existe ou pas, study on sexuality, women's health, women's issues, women's sexuality

Real men don’t wear pumps

November 5, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 6 Comments

Call me crazy, but every time I see a man in high heels – not lifts, mind you – high heels – ladies high heels – I shake my head. Do you hear me Real Housewives of Atlanta? I’m not talking cross-dressing, drag queens, or trannies in pumps. To them, I say go for it, […]

Filed Under: Entertainment, Morning Musing, Sexy Shoes in the City Tagged With: Entertainment, fashion, humor, OMG, planet Fred, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Reality TV

Squirrels in the attic. Losing my marbles?

October 30, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 11 Comments

I’m hearing noises. No kidding. Scary noises. It’s not quite dark and though it’s breezy, branches scratching against the windows, these are other noises. Scrambling, scurrying, creature noises, overhead. And I’ve been hearing these sounds for about two weeks. Now let’s face facts – while I don’t drink absinthe (which may scramble anyone’s sense of […]

Filed Under: Other Stuff Tagged With: lost my marbles, Morning Musing, OMG, squirrels in the attic

Amante à Paris ou « Maman t’as pas ri ! » (La vie est une saloperie !)

October 28, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 2 Comments

Amante à Paris ou « Maman t’as pas ri ! » (La vie est une saloperie !) version anglaise / English version / © D A Wolf Hier soir, j’ai reçu un coup de fil sur mon portable – le numéro, je ne l’ai pas reconnu. Mais le pays, si – 33. Et moi, aux […]

Filed Under: En Français, Language, Lifestyle, Parenting, Relationships, Sex, Travel Tagged With: amants, amants à Paris, American française, amitié, amour, amour en France, amour humour, big little wolf, Big Little Wolf en français, biglittlewolf, biglittlewolf vie des femmes, choisir entre le sexe en France et la cuisine en Amérique, dailyplateofcrazy, dailyplateofcrazy amants, dailyplateofcrazy femmes, dailyplateofcrazy vie des femmes, échange culturel, En Français, France, French sex, la vie est une saloperie, memories, OMG, sex in France, sexe et mères célibataires, Single Parenting, vie Parisienne

French Sex vs Proper Parenting

October 28, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 18 Comments

Yesterday, late afternoon, my cell flashed a number I didn’t recognize, but with a country code that I did. 33. France. That fine, flourishing, familiar place where I have friends – and lovers. The country that is home to my heart, where the streets energize me, the wine transports me, the art – even more […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle, Parenting, Relationships, Sex Tagged With: amants, France, French lovers, French sex, lovers, OMG, parenting teens, raising teens, Sex, sex and the single mom, single parent dating, Single Parenting

Breast-Fed Boomer Boy: How NOT to Pick Up a Girl

October 27, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 17 Comments

Baby Boomer pickup line… FAIL.

Filed Under: Dating Tagged With: baby boomer dating, baby boomers, dating, dating over 40, dating over 50, life after divorce, OMG, single parent guilt

Chivalry, Part Deux (Teen Style)

September 23, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 3 Comments

Teenage boy + long school day + driving lesson = London Broil, potatoes, au jus with mushrooms, and one giant glass of milk. My 16-year old son waits politely until I sit down. I glance at my watch as he inhales. I sip my wine and cut into my meat. Four minutes. Not a record, […]

Filed Under: Parenting, Sexual Politics Tagged With: big little wolf, biglittlewolf, chivalry, chivalry teen style, daily plate of crazy, dailyplateofcrazy, manners, OMG, parenting teens, raising teens, teaching chivalry, teaching teens manners

Tricky trilogy of questions pushes parents to ponder

September 15, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 3 Comments

Placenta anyone? Not a subject I expected to be discussing with a two-year old. But that was the case, when it came to my first-born. And turns out that was one of the easier topics to get through, and the memories of those conversations are quite vivid! Yesterday was his 18th birthday, and I’ve been […]

Filed Under: Babies and Kids, Love, Parenting Tagged With: big questions, OMG, Parenting, parenting gifted children, raising toddlers, talking to kids about babies, talking to kids about death, talking to kids about God, talking to kids about sex, tough parenting questions

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