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You are here: Home / Lifestyle / Small House Record (Seventeen!)

Small House Record (Seventeen!)

May 7, 2011 by D. A. Wolf 9 Comments

Seventeen. The magic number, apparently. One backyard, one clear night, 1100 square feet, and seventeen kids.

No, this is not a commercial announcement for a crazy new reality TV show, though maybe it ought to be.

No, this time I didn’t “just say no”.

I said yes – to… count ’em… seventeen sleeping in my teeny-tiny home.

Can you say Bodies, bodies everywhere – teenage feet, and teenage hair? Would you do it? Would you dare?

What We Do For Our Kids

Masochistic? Um, not so much. Crazy? Mmmm, probably.

But when the request for one last blow-out was made a few days ago (insert earnest face of much-loved child here _____), I wearily nodded in the affirmative. There would be bucks expended from the UnBudget, an early morning run to the supermarket for food and drink, and a just-in-time trip to Targét for chip bowls. There would be the usual suspects, the usual worries, the better-safe-than-sorry collection of keys, and the constant surveillance (from a discrete distance). And yes, I must be certifiable.

More to the point, even though my teens rock, how could I agree to host and sleep 17 – when there’s only one of me?

Mad Hatter? Tricky Teens?

Let’s just say I’m a veteran of chaos and clutter, and with five years running of spontaneous (and occasionally planned) gatherings, I’ve learned a thing or two. I know most of the kids, and I solicit the watchful assistance of the more responsible. They like coming to our little home to play, so they know it’s in their best interest to be reasonable.

And while I’m one worn single mama who just wants it to be over with… the hormonal mood swings (his), the all-nighters (for both of us), the constantly emptied larder (Empty Fridge Syndrome) and eternally churning washer and dryer… this was my way to applaud the accomplishments of my son as well as his friends.

Might I also mention I discovered graduation chip bowls for $1.50 each at Targét? How cool is that? To be frank, I was navigating the edges of a migraine, but this seemed like the nicest way I could show my terrific kid how much I love him.

Grilled Cheese is Teen Miracle Food

Oh, I bitched and moaned a minuscule amount, I exited frequently to the yard where they gathered, I paced around the house, and I also stood at the stove for two hours making grilled cheese sandwiches. About 36 of them, in fact – going through Chicago bread, white mountain bread, Italian wheat, and finally, bargain basement back-of-the-freezer bread, all with good old fashioned American cheese.

Note to self: This appears to be the secret to my success! Add a little margarine, a lot of patience, and flipping at the skillet to serenely serve mucho teen bodies, while offering the opportunity to mill through the throng – making sure everything remains under control.

Single Parent – Free at last?

In the wee hours, when all were safely inside where it was warm (and they were out cold), I caught a few winks. And trusty Espresso Roast in hand – I’ll get through the day. So might I now celebrate the fact that this is the last teenage party? For a few months, anyway?

As for the best part – my son had a good time, his friends had a good time, and those friends, now 18, a few of whom I’ve known since they were in first grade, they left me me this. A thank you note.

If you’re a teenager and wondering how to write a thank you note, or a parent hoping your kids know how to say thank you under unusual circumstances, these words in a lopsided chalk heart did it for me. I’m guessing I’ve earned that “A” on Unexpected Fun Stuff, when it comes to the parental report card.

Our kids deserve it when they earn it, and and my son certainly has.

 

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Filed Under: Lifestyle, Parenting, Tweens and Teens Tagged With: I must be certifiable, Parenting, parenting teens, Single Parenting, small house storage, teenage parties, thank you

Comments

  1. paul says

    May 7, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Great! That’s such a great experience. I remember those times well. They just flop down all over the place, as buddies, and sort of chaperone one another (under an adult eye while walking through to replace the snacks). One time my son hosted an overnight band party – during his heavy metal period. Two bands and followers… maybe fifteen, all in black and purple, capes and hoods, etc. One daughter hosted the volleyball team plus the JV and followers – BLW, you would have thought you were in the land of the giants. Then there’s the time we had fourteen in our Ford Focus wagon…but that’s another story. Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS. (p.s. We’re about 1300 sq ft, one bathroom – they manage and it’s amazing what you can fit in).

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    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 7, 2011 at 7:40 pm

      I’m trying to imagine band attire and volleyballs on top of all the bodies, Paul! It is amazing how kids can flop anywhere (most of them, anyway) – and manage to sleep. If only we adults were as easy!

      Reply
  2. Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

    May 7, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    As a teacher of teens for 16 years, my heart swells when I read GOOD things. Like that heart.

    I often find myself “going to bat” for teens. Thanks for sharing this.

    And you are amazing.

    17 in a classroom is one thing. In my house? Umm…

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 7, 2011 at 9:12 pm

      Thanks, Leanne. Some of us hit the jackpot when it comes to kids. I certainly did. They’re no angels (neither are their friends), but they’re really good kids. As for that thank you heart? That’s as good as it gets. 🙂 Have a Happy Mother’s Day!

      Reply
  3. Andrea @ Shameless Agitator says

    May 7, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    A well-deserved party. Kudos to you. Happy Mother’s Day!

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 7, 2011 at 10:32 pm

      Thank you – you, too, Andrea!

      Reply
  4. Rudri Bhatt Patel @ Being Rudri says

    May 8, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    I heart that Thank You Note. So cool especially since it comes from teenagers.

    Reply
  5. Linda says

    May 9, 2011 at 11:53 am

    You rock BLW! That handmade chalk heart, well, just beautiful. How sweet is that.
    Happy Belated Mother’s Day!

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 9, 2011 at 11:59 am

      You, too, Linda! (Hoping it doesn’t rain for awhile, so I can keep that chalk heart as long as possible.) 🙂

      Reply

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