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Third Date Sex (and the LDR)

October 5, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 9 Comments

First, check your teeth for a bit of broccoli. Use the rear-view mirror if you must, as he runs into the Seven Eleven for you-know-what. It’s the third date, and you’re GO for lift-off. Sex! Kissing is key, but if you’re about to embark on Third Date Sex (TDS) you’ve already sampled the smooching in […]

Filed Under: Sex, Travel Tagged With: dating after divorce, France, humor, long distance relationships, online dating, paris, Sex, single mom sex, single parent dating, Travel

Mr. Potato Head. Richard Gere. Faux Fur.

October 1, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 2 Comments

Mr. Potato Head was flashing through my dreams the other night. No… not those kind of dreams, and not that kind of flashing either.  Even if this little hunka-hunka-studly-spud has a certain staying power, expressive eyebrows, and movable parts, he’s just not my type. I like a man with, um, backbone. Oh. And a pulse. […]

Filed Under: Dreams, Relationships, Sex, Sexy Shoes in the City Tagged With: adult wishes, American Gigolo, big little wolf, biglittlewolf, daily plate of crazy, dailyplateofcrazy, holiday wish list, hot celebrity men, hot celebrity toys, humor, practical magic, Rachel Zoe Bravo TV, Rachel Zoe Project, Rachel Zoe styles Mr Potato Head, Reality TV, Richard Gere, sex toys, sexual fantasy, whatever life dishes out

Sex OK in the Sooner State?

September 24, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 5 Comments

So what’s up with Oklahoma? According to (highly reliable?) marriage statistics on yahoo.com this morning, the sexy Sooner State has something to brag about! Recent census data apparently reports that Oklahoma has the highest rate of people who have been married three times or more. This got me to wondering. Something in the water? Hot […]

Filed Under: Love, Morning Musing, Relationships, Sex Tagged With: divorce, eroticism, humor, marriage statistics, number of sexual partners, Relationships, Sex, weird news

Lunch ladies unite! We are not all the same!

August 29, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 2 Comments

I’m going to bust a gut, or the laces on my corset. All women are NOT the same! (Look at Lunch Lady – is she your girl next door? Your neighbor’s wife? Yo mama??) If I hear one more time – “all women try to change a man” – I’m rounding up my friendly action […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle, Relationships, Sex, Sexual Politics Tagged With: beer swilling sexists, biglittlewolf, humor, Lunch Lady, men and women compromising, Relationships, Sex, truisms

Is Wine the Secret to a Flourishing Sex Life?

August 19, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 5 Comments

French version / version française  © D A Wolf Women blossom sexually under the influence of alcohol? What a news flash! As if we didn’t know? According to an article that appears on Yahoo France, courtesy of Zigonet, women who drink wine have a more satisfying sex life. And what wine do you prefer, for […]

Filed Under: Art Art Art, Chaussures, Sex, Sexy Shoes in the City Tagged With: eroticism, érotisme, fun, humor, painter sharon shapiro, Sex, Sharon Shapiro, wine

Libido Linked to Idealism. Federal Funding Sought for Additional Study.

July 19, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 6 Comments

Libido linked to politics, or the politics of libido?

Filed Under: Lifestyle, Politics, Sex Tagged With: Brigitte Bardot, eroticism, fun, humor, idealism, libido, libido foods, Sex, sex and well-being, sex toys, Surviving Recession

Fly in the Ointment for Flying Bus?

July 8, 2009 by D. A. Wolf Leave a Comment

I do love my daily dose of international internet news… France-Soir and The Telegraph are reporting on Ryanair, the low-cost Irish airline, and its recent service-slashing proposals that would really put the bus into Airbus! Are you ready to climb aboard, fasten your belt, but without seat backs in the upright position? Why? Because there […]

Filed Under: Business, Language, Lifestyle, Morning Musing, Surviving Recession, Travel Tagged With: airline cost cutting, airline services, airplanes no seats, big little wolf, biglittlewolf, Business, daily plate of crazy, dailyplateofcrazy, debout dans l'avion, enterprising ideas, humor, low air fares, low cost airlines, low fare air travel, Michael O'Leary, ryanair, travel by air, travel inconvenience

Stilettos in Anchorage. Tequila in Center City. Diets, anywhere.

June 12, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 2 Comments

Stilettos. Tequila. Diets – even the crazy kind. Recession-proof ideas, he said. My friend who has a friend who has a friend, the venture capitalist. “Give me a great recession-proof idea, and I’ll get you the funding.” Was it legit, or was it really just a line about my bottom line? I was to gather […]

Filed Under: Morning Musing, Sexy Shoes in the City Tagged With: beauty, humor, recession economy, Sexual Politics, Surviving Recession, whtever life dishes out

It is while blacksmithing that one becomes a blacksmith

June 6, 2009 by D. A. Wolf Leave a Comment

“Eet eez while blacksmeeting zat one becomes a blacksmeet,” says the man gazing again at the red stiletto shoes. The beauties I had been saving for a special occasion. Patent, and low cut. Four inch heels.  I love wearing them. I love wearing them for him, even more. IMAGE: Catholic school. Patent shoes that reflect, […]

Filed Under: Morning Musing, Sex, Sexy Shoes in the City, The Manly Mantra Tagged With: humor, Lifestyle, Sex, sexy shoes, stilettos

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