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You are here: Home / Dating / Dating: Eggs-otic, Eggs-asperating, Egg-ceptional!

Dating: Eggs-otic, Eggs-asperating, Egg-ceptional!

March 25, 2016 by D. A. Wolf 2 Comments

Planning anything egg-ceptional for the weekend? Perhaps an enticing engagement with an enterprisingly endearing good guy… or girl? A more-audacious-than-coffee-connection eggs-cursion into eggs-traordinary entertainments?

Emotional Faces on Painted Easter EggsWhen I find myself contemplating a weekend of socializing, the activities on the menu are likely to invoke all manner of eggs-istential, eggs-asperating and one might hope, eggs-uberant eggs-pressions!

Although, I do wonder from time to time if I am, in fact, egg-spiration dating… as in aging out of the meet-and-greet treat of novel eggs-periences in the world of eggs-change that occurs when Boy meets Girl, or vice versa.

I have only to think of the variety of grimaces, winks, and hijinks, not to mention glazed-over glances, lascivious leers, and inopportune openers that I have been privy to in my once-upon-a-time date night (or day) adventures. Likewise, no doubt my (rusty) ramblings when sitting across a table from a new acquaintance present as an egg-ccentric eggs-terior (or interior), especially if I’m nervous or tired.

Eggs-tremely common, no?

Aren’t we all a smidge worried about our cracks and fissures? Aren’t we all vulnerable beneath our brave masks? Wouldn’t we rather be nestled snugly in a basket among friends, safely hiding behind cool shades? Yet wouldn’t the world be tiny and uninteresting if we didn’t venture out beyond our comfort zones?

B Movie Shades and Disguise EffectAh… I’m recalling one of my more legendary date nights long ago… My uniform: a little black skirt, little black top, lightweight jacket… proper, but also properly fitting for the favored footwear of my delight and daring… heels, naturally.

However, before I could meet my date, an older gentleman approached and… eggs-tremely uneggs-pected behavior ensued as he began to rattle on about a history of JFK he was writing, and the importance of his being breastfed!

(Scout’s honor. It’s true.)

I eggs-tricated myself from the situation as best I could, as fast as I could, and as politely as I could, of course.

More recent eggs-amples of encounters in the ether?

Some… not eggs-actly eggs-emplary. And others, eggs-cellent! New friends of all sorts are always an egg-ceptional gift and a scrumptious surprise.

That aging out thought?

Nope. Don’t think so! I am not accepting that we must feel compelled to shut the doors to a rich diversity of eggs-perience. Adventures are options for all our todays and tomorrows, don’t you think? And we never know what enchantments await. Or, at the very least, great stories in this perpetual eggs-periment we call life.

That is… if and when we step out from behind our devices to egg-sploit our other, well… devices… of human and personal communication, all in the service of true connection.

Can I pull one more egg-stra special rabbit out of my hat?

Pulling a Rabbit out of Your Hat

Cute, isn’t he?

So hop to it! Get off the island! No eggs-cuses! Get outside or invite friends and family in. Share some laughter. Eat some chocolate. And smile at the next good egg that rolls eggs-citedly into your path.

 

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  1. Angela Muller says

    March 25, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Wonderful advice…too little time left on the clock to waste this precious life!

    Reply
    • D. A. Wolf says

      March 25, 2016 at 4:30 pm

      Yes! Enjoy your weekend Angela.

      Reply

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