Slouchy mid-heel boots. Tall, calf-hugging burgundy boots. Supple, silvery, suede stiletto boots… Such a delicious dream.
Then one cavalier creature of feline fame found its way into the conversation.
“Le chat botté,” he says.
“What?”
“Le chat botté. Puss-in-boots. That’s how you say it in French.”
Funny how my thought process differs from his, as my cohort-in-crime rattles off literary, historical and political references more often than not, and appears ready to launch into storytelling mode.
Moi?
I’m conjuring Vince Camuto and Manolo Blahnik, Via Spiga and Cole Haan… I’m wondering if I will have occasion to tuck my tootsies into something gorgeous soon, with the requisite tights or sheer stockings, of course. At the very least, I’m looking forward to reacquainting myself with my favorite seasonal item – my well-worn, still beautiful, leg-lengthening black boots.
As for what’s going on above the knee?
How about a pencil skirt, perfectly fitted? Or something flowing?
Boots R Us?
As the season to “reboot” is upon us, how can I refrain from sharing a few finds?
Naturally, I understand the need for an all-weather work boot – to me, it’s a bit like an all-weather vehicle – and it’s a look that I’m seeing everywhere. Very practical, and great with jeans.
However, ce n’est pas moi.
Fill it with a cuddly kitten?
You might convince me to change my mind.
The flat boot? I can’t say I go for that either. (I’d need to grow 6″ to carry it off.) So I will say once again, ce n’est pas moi.
As for preppy, riding boot chic?
Not my thing.
However, were I taller and of the sportier set, I might change my viewpoint on something with a bit of a lift. And then, I confess, Tory Burch riding boots (“Eloise”) caught my eye.
And while I stick to my refrain… ce n’est pas moi… on the right woman in suitable attire, no doubt, very smart.
It’s Raining, It’s Pouring… Boots Should Not Be Boring…
Now, as for the rain boots being shown this season, while they are surely useful in a deluge, I have no plans to pose as the Morton Salt Girl, no yellow slicker at the ready, and no intention of dancing à la Debbie Reynolds while singing in the you-know-what.
Lace details, on the other hand?
Very nice, especially in moderation. And if indeed there were a cool cat in the vicinity, no doubt better than a ball of string when it comes to wiling away an afternoon.
That said, I tip-toed into one vampy little number from Vince Camuto, named Cailyn.
I wouldn’t mind giving it a try…
Pump Me Up!
My man is talking. I’m trying to listen. He’s quite the raconteur, and is leading up to enjoyable entertainment over dinner.
But I’m channeling Choo! (The Brody Leather Ankle Bootie with its 2.5″ heel would suit me fine, thank you very much. And yes, I do wear 2.5″ heels!)
Other distractions from le chat botté you ask?
I’m wild for Wang’s Britt Suede Strappy Mule Bootie! (Who cares if it’s cold outside. The color alone warms my heart, and this sizzling slide would heat things up quickly… inside.)
And though I’m always longing for Louboutin, I haven’t seen any of his boots in my window shopping tour that send that special shiver up my spine. And while I once referred to the most beautiful shoe in the world, the Helmut 100, a Louboutin design, there are other sexy showstoppers that take my breath away, among them, the black kid suede 3.5″ heel from Louise et Cie, the “Sarmienta.”
Should we call it a dress bootie? A flirtatious cutie?
I don’t care what you call it or how you categorize it. Its sassy style has me aflutter with its pointy toe and seductive geometric cut-outs. Eh oui… I would work my way from bottom to top (as I often do), accessorizing these shoes rather than the other way around. Black tights, a classic skirt, and a curve-conscious seasonal sweater.
At the very thought of an elegant heel, it’s inevitable that I drift to dreams of Manolos, and specifically the exquisite BB pointy toe pump with its timeless design and, so I have noted, available in a variety of heights (and colors, of course), when you special order.
Oh how I would love to find BBs in my closet – 90mm, please. That’s 3.5″. I covet these BB beauties in polka dots, tempting me at Nordstrom.
The Purrrr-fect Height
Now might be a good time to mention that I have never met a Manolo I didn’t like (and I have been fortunate enough to try many on). Hélas – there are none in my treasure trove of fantasy footwear.
Dear me, not only have I left le chat botté behind in my hike into High Heel Heaven, but I am neglecting the task at hand (and foot).
Allow me to ponder the Cole Haan leather beauty (above). Clean and sleek, the “Carlyle” comes in a 2.5″ heel. As much as I hanker for height, the kitten heel aspect of this boot – eh oui, le chat botté en serait ravi – is ladylike and elegant. And no doubt, it is ideal for comfortably making one’s way through a stylish journée.
Styling and Smiling
As I turn to the contents of my cluttered closet, I lay my hands on the soft, slouchy black boots going on their third season, with their three inch heel and a small silver detail that adds a tiny touch of interest.
I am picturing a pumpkin colored nubby skirt (Ann Taylor, with black top and black tights), a deep purple skirt (picked up at an outlet for a song), a pleated burgundy skirt (purchased in the Marais five years back)… all of which accessorize my boots quite nicely…
“Puss-in-Boots uses tricks to get what he wants,” my guy interjects. “17th century.”
Ah. He’s ready to let the cat out of the bag, and relate the tale. He’s bringing me back to reality.
“He’s a bit of an underdog then,” I say.
He grins.
Cat and Mouse
“So how does the story go?” I ask.
“The cat receives boots and sets out to please the king. He gets rid of his master’s clothing in some scheme to help him win the hand of a princess – there’s always a princess – and through a number of adventures, eventually the cat makes himself a comfortable life. He fells an ogre along the way and eats him.”
“How does a cat manage to eat an ogre?”
“He tricks him into turning himself into a mouse.”
“Et la morale?” I ask.
“There is no moral. Except maybe this. A well-dressed cat goes farther than one in ratty fur.”
“No moral, but a lesson all the same,” I say.
* * *
Please visit all the other lovely writers addressing the subject of one must-have or favorite fashion item for the fall season, chez Marsha, here.
Puss-in-boots image, Wiki, Public Domain (US PD-1923), cover, Édition Curmer (1843).
Click images to access boots and shoes at VinceCamuto.com, Nordstrom.com, and NeimanMarcus.com. And no, there is no compensation in this for me… only appreciation for the pleasure of these gorgeous objets de désir.
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Jacqueline says
WOW …… that’s a wonderful selection of boots/footwear to digest and, I’m in the market for a new pair so thanks!
Nowadays, there is such a vast and diverse assortment to choose from, I need all of the help I can get !! XXXX
D. A. Wolf says
There really is something for everyone this season, Jacqueline. What a wonderful change, isn’t it? Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting!
LA CONTESSA says
YOU ARE SO GOOD!
YOU had me hanging on a thread…………….
GO GET THE POLKA DOT SHOES…………… YOU would be a SMASH in them and YOU DESERVE them! Wear them at your desk while YOU work! THATS AN ORDER!!!!!!!!
XX
D. A. Wolf says
You gave me a great giggle, Contessa! That would be very Carrie Bradshaw of me, wouldn’t it? At my laptop in my home office through day and night, in black leggings and Manolos!
🙂
Maybe one day…
glamour drops says
“It’s raining, it’s pouring, boots should not be boring. ”
That is utterly brilliant. Says it all!
Jennifer says
You are so fortunate to be able to wear heels! This is a gorgeous, sexy collection of foot candy that I’d love to be able to wear. I do have small boot fetish, but sadly they are almost all flat…bad feet:(
Heather in Arles says
Ah, now this is such a “you” post…well, they all are but you know what I mean! The Lady Loves her Shoes, that is for sure… 😉
D. A. Wolf says
I do know what you mean, Heather. The serious writing is “me” also, but this is playful me. 😉 And yes indeed. I do love my shoes!
lisa says
the season to “reboot” LOVE IT! I suddenly feel the need to go shopping. 🙂
D. A. Wolf says
🙂 ‘Tis the season! (Lots of sales…)
Marsha @ Splenderosa says
Yep, me too, me too, me too. Loving the booties so much. I don’t know if I will ever get a chance to wear knee-high boots again… the need for a skirt, the tucking your tight-legged pants into them. However, I still have a beautiful pair of black satin high boots with flowers embroidered down the outside of each one. These I wear with a floaty chiffon ruffled long, ankle-length skirt. I found these boots in Venice and it took me one week to get the courage to purchase them, but I couldn’t get them out of my mind, so they now live in Texas!
Great post, Wolfie, & I love those strappy booties X10.
Curtis says
Mon Dieu Wolfie
I saw this and thought of you. French Study Explores the Power of High Heels.
Beware of women in high heels!