Big Little Wolf's Daily Plate of Crazy

There are hard dates, soft dates, and other such matters.
Okay, okay – I know what you’re thinking, and yes, I do love to play with words. Isn’t wordplay a most delicious part of foreplay? Don’t you appreciate a double entendre now and then, or even occasionally, a… triple?
Well then. Let’s look at the options here, [...]

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Looking for a better sex life? Try cosmetic surgery.
Think those people keeping the plastic surgery business booming are going under the knife to crop that crooked nose? Think again! It’s boobs, booty, and more boobs!
Reality TV, ads, films, internet dating, your local Whole Foods – everywhere you look are examples of nip this and tuck [...]

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First, check your teeth for a bit of broccoli. Use the rear-view mirror if you must, as he runs into the Seven Eleven for you-know-what. It’s the third date, and you’re GO for lift-off. Sex!
Kissing is key, but if you’re about to embark on Third Date Sex (TDS) you’ve already sampled the smooching in [...]

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I just saw it again – the “P” word. Promiscuity. And I saw it in an article written by a woman, referring to a period in her life when she was actively exploring her sexuality.
I loathe the term “promiscuous;” it’s judgmental and gender-biased, implying engagement in indiscriminate sexual behavior with multiple people, and even the [...]

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So what’s up with Oklahoma? According to (highly reliable?) marriage statistics on yahoo.com this morning, the sexy Sooner State has something to brag about! Recent census data apparently reports that Oklahoma has the highest rate of people who have been married three times or more.
This got me to wondering. Something in the water? Hot [...]

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Is chivalry dead? Recently resurrected? Thriving in certain demographics and knocked off again in others? Will it rise once more in the fine muddle of commotion and controversy over opening doors, pulling out chairs, and picking up the tab on dates?
Chivalry – a resounding YES, on my planet

Chivalry is about courtesy and generosity. I [...]

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Some of our most memorable movie moments offer exotic locales and steamy spaces – sometimes on the go. Ever fantasize about sexy strangers on planes, trains, and automobiles? 
Not only do these scenes figure heavily in film and erotica, but plenty of people experience the occasional offbeat and… transporting evening, while maneuvering from Point A to [...]

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Ten tips on love?
Catchy, isn’t it? If only it were that simple – as easy as a sound bite, or the Idiot’s Guide to Love – ways to hop on and off the love-go-round and grab that brass ring once and for all. Step right up! Great love, loyalty, passion! And a no-boredom money-back guarantee!
We [...]

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I’m going to bust a gut, or the laces on my corset. All women are NOT the same! (Look at Lunch Lady – is she your girl next door? Your neighbor’s wife? Yo mama??)

If I hear one more time – “all women try to change a man” – I’m rounding up my friendly action [...]

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OMG OMG OMG.
Can I say that again?? Someone pass the oxygen. Now. Please.
Bad enough that Big Brother’s been a lady’s man since he was 13, but now my little one? My baby?
OMG.
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16 year old son: Mom, can I have a friend over this afternoon?
Graying mother: Sure, but your brother’s packing for college [...]

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