• Home
  • About
  • Around
  • Contributors
  • Applause

Daily Plate of Crazy

  • Relationships
    • Dating
    • Love
    • Marriage
    • Divorce
    • Life After Divorce
  • Parenting
    • Advice
    • Babies and Kids
    • Tweens and Teens
    • College Kids
    • Single Moms
    • Older Moms
    • Dads
    • Family Dynamics
    • Money Matters
    • Work-Life
  • Health
  • Sex
  • Women’s Issues
  • Fashion & Style
    • Chaussures
    • Fashion
    • Style
    • Lingerie
    • Interiors
  • Culture
  • More
    • Art Art Art
    • Business
    • En Français
    • Entertainment
      • Mad Men
      • Mad Men Reviews
      • Real Housewives
      • Movies
      • Celebrities
      • Work of Art Reviews
    • Flash
    • Food & Recipes
    • Lifestyle
    • Morning Musing
    • Starting Over
    • Technology
    • Travel
    • Women and Money
You are here: Home / Food & Recipes / Fat Lip Banana Cream Pie

Fat Lip Banana Cream Pie

May 10, 2013 by D. A. Wolf 4 Comments

How to make Fat Lip Banana Cream Pie?

Bunches of BananasFirst, be five feet tall or under. If you are not, stoop while standing beneath bunches of bananas hanging overhead at your local market. Be sure that a distance of three feet or more exists between aforementioned bananas and your unsuspecting shopping face.

For optimal impact, the bananas should be grouped and crammed in weighty bunches of 2 pounds or more while dangling precariously. Next, stand on your tip toes and reach for the modest bunch with three bananas. (Wish that you were two inches taller.)

Be grateful you don’t have meetings in the next few hours. Or anything else requiring that you move your lips.

Inadvertently knock down one robust mass of yellow devils, smacking you hard on the upper lip whereupon you instantaneously bite the lower lip and feel tender tissue beginning to swell, hoping there isn’t actually blood.

Politely request a bag of ice from the deli counter, ignoring queries and waving merrily as you hightail it to another part of the store lest Management descend with OSHA forms or legal releases.

Critical Navigation Around Irritation

Do keep your irritation in check. It is, after all, Friday.

Do not knock over other shoppers as you navigate your cart in a seemingly drunken fashion, somewhat inevitable with one hand, the other pressing ice to your mouth.

Minimize dripping by stopping at the next available counter and asking for a paper towel.

Crustless Banana Cream Pie IngredientsWhile attempts to smile may not be possible momentarily, keep calm and carry on.

Though you may not generally be a fan of banana desserts, when given lemons, make lemonade. Therefore, when attacked by bananas, make Fat Lip (Crustless) Banana Cream Pie.

Prior to queuing in the check-out line, pick up the necessary ingredients as found in any number of recipes such as Food.com’s Light Crustless Banana Cream Pie.

Pay, and warily head home, glancing upward lest other weighty fruits tumble from the sky. Proceed as follows, with aforementioned recipe or other similar instructions, while only occasionally holding the ice pack to your mouth.

Fat Lip (Crustless) Banana Cream Pie: Ingredients

  • Three bananas, preferably non-violentBanana Cream Pie Layering and Adding Pineapple
  • 1 package of Jello Instant Banana Pudding Mix (small)
  • 1 cup of Light Cool Whip
  • 1 cup of Light sour cream
  • Optionally, roughly 1/2 cup of pineapple chunks
  • Optionally, cinnamon

Note: I like banana cream pie but often find it too sweet; I decided on pineapple to add some tang, and cinnamon, well… just because.

Fat Lip Banana Cream Pie Directions

Put down the damn ice pack already. Pour yourself a glass of wine. Light and white.

Mix the instant pudding and the sour cream. Slice the bananas. Lay them on the bottom of a glass casserole or baking dish. Layer the goopy mixture over the bananas. Add another layer of banana slices but mix in bits of pineapple chunks. Cover with more pudding-sour cream layer. Repeat until you’re out of pudding mixture.

Cover the top with the roughly one cup of Cool Whip.

Put a few more slices of banana on top. Chill in the fridge for two hours. When you serve, drizzle a little bit of pineapple juice over each serving, and sprinkle with cinnamon.

Crustless Banana Cream Pie With Pineapple and Cinnamon

For your information, I tasted it without the additional pineapple juice and it was good, but I adored it once the pineapple juice and cinnamon were added. Also, with a swollen mouth (or for anyone who’s mastery of mastication may be otherwise compromised), this is the ideal dessert.

Or breakfast.

Or lunch.

I just had some. Divine. Very little chewing required.

Preparation Time (mine): 20 minutes. Fridge Time: 2 hours. Total cost: Approximately $5. Serves 6 to 8 people, with or without fat lips.

More to the… Point

Manolo Blahnik BB Pointed-Toe PumpNaturally, every recipe deserves fine footwear, and were I the recipient of a secret Mother’s Day gift, I would not say no to the following sensational and sunny stilettos from Manolo Blahnik, the BB Patent Pointed-Toe Pump. Size 6, possibly a 5 1/2. (Hear that, Kiddos?)

Fat lip? What fat lip?

And yes, I’ve slipped my tootsies into this particular Manolo style. It’s surprisingly comfortable and absolutely stunning.

As for the Crustless Banana Cream (and Pineapple), try this recipe. It’s easy as… come on, you know I have to say it… pie.


Image, Manolo Blahnik, Neiman Marcus. Click to access original on NM site.

 

FacebooktwitterpinterestlinkedinmailFacebooktwitterpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: Food & Recipes Tagged With: budget recipes, Chaussures, desserts, quick recipes, real women real life, recipes

Comments

  1. William Belle says

    May 10, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Ooo pie. Mmm, I could go for 3.14 pieces of that. I will now take two large steps back before uttering, “Fat lip? There’s just more of you to kiss.”

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 10, 2013 at 6:30 pm

      Ha! Mr. Belle, I just may have to throw some of that pie at you! (Remember all those pie in the face bits in movies? Must’ve been banana cream, but without any slices of banana…)

      3.14159 pieces, you mean? 😉

      πeace.

      Reply
  2. mindy trotta says

    May 15, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    This dessert sounds divine! Generally don’t eat Cool Whip, but if I allow myself to forget what’s in it, I’m all for it. Gotta try it–but I know I will love it!

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      May 15, 2013 at 9:48 pm

      I’m not generally a cool whip person either, but I admit… this was scandalously easy and equally scandalously good!

      Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

 

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Follow Us

FacebooktwitterrssinstagramFacebooktwitterrssinstagram

Search Daily Plate of Crazy

Subscribe for Your Daily Serving

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Categories

Archives

Recent Comments

  • Anonymous on Does Effort Matter If You Don’t Get Results?
  • D. A. Wolf on Mantras
  • D. A. Wolf on Over 50, Unemployed, Depressed and Powerless
  • Marty on When You Marry a Loner
  • Tina on Would You Brag About Your Age?
  • Sal on Over 50, Unemployed, Depressed and Powerless
  • Open More Doors If You Want More Skills - 3 Plus International on Open More Doors If You Want More Skills
  • Leonora C on Over 50, Unemployed, Depressed and Powerless
  • Maree on Mantras
  • kate on DON’T Call Me Dear!
  • Stephanie on Narcissism. Manipulation. Keeping Score.
  • S on When a Couple Wants Different Things

The Makeover Series

Daily Plate of Crazy: The Makeover Series

Essays From Guest Writers

Daily Plate of Crazy: Essay Series

Daily Reads

Daily Plate of Crazy Blogroll

Follow

Follow

Notices

All content on this site, DailyPlateOfCrazy.com, is copyrighted by D. A. Wolf unless copyright is otherwise attributed to guest writers. Do not use, borrow, repost or create derivative works without permission.

© D. A. Wolf 2009-2025. All Rights Reserved.

Parlez-vous francais?

Daily Plate of Crazy: En Français

© D. A. Wolf 2009-2025
All Rights Reserved

Daily Plate of Crazy ™

Privacy Notice

Popular This Month

  • 50 Years old and Starting Over
  • Best Places to Live When You're Over 50 and Reinventing
  • When the Person You Love Is Emotionally Unavailable
  • When a Couple Wants Different Things
  • How to Comfort Someone Who Is Stressed

Food for Thought

  • Why I Choose to Think Like a Man
  • When You Marry a Loner
  • Emotionally Needy Parents
  • Sex vs. Lovemaking: Why Are We So Confused?
  • Think Looks Don't Pay?
  • Rebranding Mediocrity: Why Good Enough Isn't Good Enough

Copyright © 2025 · Metro Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in

This site uses cookies for the best browsing experience. By continuing to use this site, you accept our Cookie Policy.
Cookie SettingsACCEPT
Manage consent

Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience.
Necessary
Always Enabled
Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously.
CookieDurationDescription
cookielawinfo-checkbox-analytics11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-functional11 monthsThe cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-necessary11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary".
cookielawinfo-checkbox-others11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other.
cookielawinfo-checkbox-performance11 monthsThis cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance".
viewed_cookie_policy11 monthsThe cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. It does not store any personal data.
Functional
Functional cookies help to perform certain functionalities like sharing the content of the website on social media platforms, collect feedbacks, and other third-party features.
Performance
Performance cookies are used to understand and analyze the key performance indexes of the website which helps in delivering a better user experience for the visitors.
Analytics
Analytical cookies are used to understand how visitors interact with the website. These cookies help provide information on metrics the number of visitors, bounce rate, traffic source, etc.
Advertisement
Advertisement cookies are used to provide visitors with relevant ads and marketing campaigns. These cookies track visitors across websites and collect information to provide customized ads.
Others
Other uncategorized cookies are those that are being analyzed and have not been classified into a category as yet.
SAVE & ACCEPT