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You are here: Home / Fashion & Style / How to Manage Spring Cleaning With a Smile (When You Hate Cleaning)

How to Manage Spring Cleaning With a Smile (When You Hate Cleaning)

April 5, 2013 by D. A. Wolf 16 Comments

How to manage Spring cleaning? How to Spring clean well – when you hate to clean?

It’s simple, really. You have only to follow my lead… And trust me, I’m expert at this (having attempted to spring clean more times than I care to say), having only recently discovered the (latest) secret to my (soon-to-be) success, despite my avowed distaste for cleaning, convinced my renovated route to Spring cleaning bliss may be just what you’ve been waiting for.

It’s as easy as 1-2-3 – with a few tricks and twists!

Ready?

Tips on How to Spring Clean, Step by Step

Sizing up your task may be overwhelming. Even in a small space (like mine), if you focus on everything that needs to be done it can all be a bit daunting.

First tip?

If it’s morning, fix yourself a Bloody Mary. If the fridge is too overrun to find celery, there’s always the classic itself – tomato juice and vodka. No Bloody Mary mix of any sort to add?

No worries. A little pepper and you’re good!

Remember. This isn’t about the best Bloody Mary on the planet; it is about easing into your Most Dreaded Task, Your Most Loathed Undertaking, the Annual Oh-So-Blues-Inducing Spring Cleaning.

Step Two?

Pick one corner. One little corner where you can make a difference. For example. All those paper bags you’ve been saving so as to save the planet?

Stop rationalizing that they’re installation art. Pick up your Whole Foods bags (or Kroger or wherever) and fold them. Next, place them somewhere they will actually be returned to the store for reuse, or in your recycling bin.

Step Three.

Drink half your Bloody Mary. Sip if you must, but consume quickly and in sufficient quantity to obliterate your snarling mood and replace it with calm. Do remember that tomato juice is very healthy!

Keep in mind that if you’re Lilliputian like yours truly, one half Bloody Mary in itself will make you forget that you’re performing a set of tasks you know are a must but that you despise.

Step Four.

Picture the Get Me Zesty Guy without his shirt on. Of course, he always ends up without his shirt on, and must possess the Single Most Beautiful Male Torso in the world.

Why is this helpful with Spring Cleaning?

It distracts you from the kitchen floors, the dust on the blinds, the cinders in the fireplace, the cobwebs that are clinking to the moldings you cannot reach even with the pole and mop designed to do exactly that.

Not sure who I’m talking about?

The fine gentleman pictured above. Do “click” him for a larger view. He won’t mind.

Or simply view the torso provided here, and consider it motivation for anything that suits your fancy, always more pleasurable in a clean space.

Smiling now? (I am.)

Prepare Your Cleaning Supplies

Now that you are in a better mood – after all, you’ve already begun – assemble your cleaning supplies. (Now come on. You know you have some.)

The following list may remind you what I’m talking about if it’s been as long for you as it has for me:

  • Wipes, paper towels, or cloths
  • Sponges, steel wool pad if needed
  • Trash bags (or boxes)
  • Close friend who is less sentimental to assist with ruthless shedding
  • Aspirin and / or more tomato juice and vodka to assist when aforementioned friend starts sorting and tossing
  • Cleaning solutions to include but not limited to products for counters, floors, table tops, moldings
  • rubber gloves of your choice if you like your skin

Do check expiration dates. Anything prior to 2009? Toss it. Damn. I just chucked a few bottles and boxes from 2008. I bet it was a good year… for everything except cleaning.

Find your bucket and mop. (Under the sink? In the basement? Shoved in a closet beneath the Hefty bag of kids’ clothes from 2005?)

Pick Your Battles (and Your Fantasy Guests)

Pick one area that you see daily and that bugs you. Just one. Start small. (Isn’t this true when tackling any unpleasant or complex project?)

For example, zero in on one hall table where you throw keys and mail. Remember what a wood surface looks like? Now that you have unearthed your Pledge and dust cloth (or paper towel that you can dampen), wouldn’t you feel fantastic if you could sort through the mail, the video game controllers that have been sitting on the ad circulars for the past three years, and whatever else is buried there?

Picture that table surface. Come on. You can do it! I know you can!

If you must, gulp down the remaining Bloody Mary, make another, and picture welcoming the Zesty Guy into your home with no embarrassment as he pauses at your hall table. Consider inviting your Kind Friend to enjoy the view as well.

Now dig in. Just do it. Sort and dispose. Fight tears with friendly cheering or Bloody Mary.

If all else fails, pull out a favorite magazine and breathe deeply while taking in the beauty of a space you love. Is it impeccably uncluttered? Maybe so. Perhaps it’s chic, streamlined, your dream environment even if a small space. Then again, maybe it’s real, lived-in, entirely habitable, and inspiring.

Now turn the page. View smart ways to store items you wish to keep. But don’t linger. This is intended to be motivation, not procrastination.

Finish the hall table. Feel the satisfaction. Check the hour, check the status of your friendship, check the fridge for tomato juice.

Stay tuned for more tips soon, this time, accompanied by Mimosas.



Image scanned from Coté Paris, print issue, November 2012, p. 94.

 

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Comments

  1. Thekitchwitch says

    April 5, 2013 at 11:32 am

    You had me at “make yourself a Bloody Mary.”

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

      Works for me, Kitch…

      Reply
  2. April says

    April 5, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    You’re brilliant, you know that? I hate cleaning and enjoy Bloody Marys. Why have I not put the two together? And what is the proper plural of Bloody Mary?

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

      The plural of Bloody Mary? F-U-N.

      Reply
  3. Kyle says

    April 5, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    It’s been a while since I’ve done any spring cleaning but this is how I’d go about it:
    Step one: Find Yellow Pages – do they even have yellow pages anymore or does everyone just Google?
    Step two: Hire “Crime Scene Cleaners”.
    Step three: Pour Bloody Mary and look for celery without “fur”.

    Reply
  4. Annah Elizabeth says

    April 6, 2013 at 1:36 am

    Damn!, BLW.
    Wish you’d been a few hours earlier! My solution? Hire the little neighbor girl to come in to dust and do floors whilst I’m away this weekend…

    I must say The Hunk and Those Abs would certainly be a more entertaining option… But, heck, I can still summon him into my already-cleaned space? Oui? And just possibly I’ll have a bit more energy for that “pleasurable fantasy” of which you speak… 😉

    Reply
  5. Shelley says

    April 6, 2013 at 11:34 am

    I’ve never spring cleaned in my life. When I was a teenager I re-arranged my bedroom furniture periodically and discovered all sorts of stuff I’d lost. A bit of dusting and sweeping went along with the rearranging. Then when I moved away from home I seemed to move often enough that it took care of the problem. These days, living in an older house in a damp climate, we have to redecorate rooms to take care of cracks and such and deep cleaning takes place when that shake up occurs. Perhaps my asthma might improve if I were more compulsive about this, but the general quality of my life would not – vodka or not.

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 6, 2013 at 12:10 pm

      Oh Shelley, you make me feel better! 🙂

      Reply
  6. Bronte says

    April 6, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    As to cleaning supplies … I’m loving vinegar, water, Dr. Bonner’s soap, baking soda … things I always have on hand. No excuses possible … like “oops out of Mr. Clean. Have to get to the store before I can clean.”

    Just the inspiration I needed! And on a Saturday … perfect timing! I’m on it! Thanks, D. A.

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 6, 2013 at 3:45 pm

      Bronte, I just walked outside into REAL SUNSHINE! All my weekend cleaning projects just flew out the window. (Any excuse, right? I did get some done yesterday, in spite of the lack of Bloody Mary’s and Get Me Zesty Torsos.) 😉

      Reply
  7. Marsha @ Splenderosa says

    April 6, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    Or, one other option: have enough room in your home that ONE room becomes the junk room!

    No one in this world is more tidy than me, but I also hoard stuff from the beginning of time. Why? I haven’t a clue. You made me laugh out loud, and I’m sending this to everyone I know cause we all love Bloody Mary’s (is this punctuation correct?).

    You amaze me that you can write like this every single day, it just flows out of you like water. Pure, precious water.

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 6, 2013 at 3:46 pm

      Now you have me thinking about that Bloody Mary, Marsha… Maybe it flows out of me like tomato juice??? (Some days, it’s too thick and certainly clogged.)

      Reply
  8. Barb says

    April 6, 2013 at 4:55 pm

    I want to clean with you!

    Reply
  9. lisa says

    April 8, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    And when one is finished with the morning tasks with Mimosas and Bloody Marys, it’s time to move to Mojitos for the gardening chores. And bring along the Zesty Guy because men can’t work outside without removing shirts, right? LOL! Your post made me grin, from ear to ear. 🙂

    Reply
    • BigLittleWolf says

      April 8, 2013 at 1:35 pm

      Excellent, Lisa! I was going for the grin!

      Reply
  10. Rudri Bhatt Patel @ Being Rudri says

    April 9, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Bloody Mary and spring cleaning, BLW? Definitely had me grinning with this one.

    Reply

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