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French Sex vs Proper Parenting

October 28, 2009 by D. A. Wolf 18 Comments

Yesterday, late afternoon, my cell flashed a number I didn’t recognize, but with a country code that I did. 33.

Sexy Couple UnderwearFrance. That fine, flourishing, familiar place where I have friends – and lovers. The country that is home to my heart, where the streets energize me, the wine transports me, the art – even more so. And where I may indulge in the tongue of my choice.

Surely in a past life I was a flirty French shoe designer, or the inspiration for one while penning poetry!

Cultural… touch points

As for the lovers – for now, they’re part of another self, and other stories. Still, I’m happy that those with whom I’ve enjoyed delicious times remain in touch, and friends. It was one of those gentlemen on the phone yesterday, as though he could read my mood, my restlessness, even across thousands of miles of ocean.

“Viens me voir,” he said. His deep, gravely voice; I recognized it immediately though it’s been a while. Just the sound of it subtly shifts the interior temperatures in my rooms. I take off my scarf. I unbutton my sweater. “Come to see me. It’s been too long. You need the break, and we could work on some projects together.”

Projects, I think to myself, smiling. Actually, we had discussed certain collaborations…

Paris, burning

When France calls, if I can – I answer. But I no longer have anyone to take my 16-year old so I can go out of town, anywhere. Then there’s the money situation, which makes a trip impossible. As if anticipating my thought process, he says:  “I’ll get the ticket. Things are going fine. And you know you can stay with me.”

He has a two bedroom apartment, and the offer was genuine. He’s a real friend, and we’ve been through much together – some in Paris. Some long distance.

I was imagining the worn wooden floors that creak beneath my bare feet, the tiny kitchen where he taught me to make a mayonnaise, the lovely little salon with its view of the city, our picnics on the Moroccan rug. His bedroom. What goes on in his bedroom.

I plucked myself out of that reverie. My son is not mature enough to leave alone, and going off for a week is out of the question right now.

Parenthood, presenting

“I can’t,” I said. Silence. Then: “I’ll come there. You’ll still relax, and we’ll put our heads together, on… whatever.”

Sexy LingerieI smiled again. For a moment, scenes from French Kiss flickered through my mind. And others. What a dreamy prospect, having him here, even for a few days. Then again, I’d have to clean my house and that would be a nightmare. Of course, with the right motivation…

Then I thought of my 16-year old. Overnight guests have been rare, despite 8 years of being single. I’ve kept to my own rule: only if it’s a relationship, plenty of time has passed, and my kids are comfortable with the man. That has never included a purely sexual relationship, nor one that is sexual + friendship. There would be no explaining this man arriving from Paris, seemingly out of nowhere.

“It won’t work,” I said.

He took a long breath, and said he’d call again soon. I heard the regret in his tone, and though he isn’t a parent, he respects my priorities. So we’ll talk next week, perhaps visit online. Meanwhile, I’ve got images of the Eiffel Tower in my head, and others, to soothe my restlessness. For a little while.

 

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Comments

  1. Daily Connoisseur says

    October 28, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    I feel your pain… but isn’t longing romantic?? 🙂

    Reply
  2. Linda says

    October 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Ah… it’s always nice to have our dreams and memories isn’t it!

    Every time French Kiss is on TV it sucks me in. Every.darn.time. 🙂

    Reply
  3. BigLittleWolf says

    October 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Yes, but… Paris at holiday time is absolutely sublime. Oh, to be able to hop on a plane and disappear into the culture that envelops me and fills me up and makes me BIGGER!! With or without my stilettos! (sourire) And yes, longing is very romantic. But I can think of a few other things that are as well. And good cardio. A woman needs to keep in shape, after all.

    Reply
  4. T says

    October 28, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Eiffel Tower. Heh. Yeah, I got the reference.

    😉

    Sounds absolutely delightful! Surely you can work it in somehow?!?!

    Reply
  5. BigLittleWolf says

    October 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Laughing… well, fortunately I have a good memory, and an even better imagination! But parenting duty takes precedence over Parisian paramours.

    C’est la vie.

    Reply
  6. Aidan Donnelley Rowley @ Ivy League Insecurities says

    October 28, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    I love this. The collision of worlds. The whimsical and spontaneous world of French flames. And the wonderful world of family and the day-to-day. I love that you are honest about your longing, about how life can be that proverbial “bitch,” but that in the end, you are a mom, and a good mom, to your lucky boys.

    Reply
  7. dadshouse says

    October 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    16 is old enough! Your son can deal. It would probably be healthy for him if you model an adult relationship. Get this French man into your life!!!

    Very sexy phone call, btw. Where’s my French girlfriend? (Or Italian, Spanish, Brazilian, Venezuelan, … ) Sigh..

    Reply
  8. Bruce Sallan says

    October 28, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Go! Find a solution for your son – if you can write so well, you can figure it out! My ex lived in Paris when we met and my biggest competition for her affections was “France” – a tough job indeed! The solution, when I proposed, was a promise of at least one trip a year “back home” to Paris which I totally honored. Again, I say, “Go.”

    Reply
  9. Keith Wilcox says

    October 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Not sure what I would do. My parents went to Hawaii for a week when I was 16 and left me and my twin sister alone. We didn’t get into TOO much trouble 🙂

    Reply
  10. Ginger Magnolia says

    October 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    Oooh la la, tres chaud!

    Reply
  11. Barry says

    October 29, 2009 at 11:50 am

    I disagree with those that say just go and leave your son at home. Soon enough he will be off and on his own (college?). You re not just going overnight or a weekend, you re going to Paris!

    Your conscience is your guide. It is easy to just run and go and just say, the heck with it. I am going.

    Ok to feel bad about not being able to just take off. But feel even better about being an awesome mom. Better term…great parent!

    Reply

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