‘Twas the day before Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas
and all cross the net
not a blogger was stirring,
(my page rank, upset) -
My thoughts started wandering;
where are the readers?
(I’m staring at cardinals
alighting at feeders… )
Proud in his red coat
I think of dear Santa -
(Wishing for eggnog,
instead, drinking Fanta.)
My favorite wreath,
now on bedroom door,
its fantasy feathers
for fun, [...]
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Posted in Language, Lifestyle, Other Stuff, Sex on Dec 7th, 2009
Kahlua and Coffee, Midnight Weary:
Coffee beans and midnight dreary,
Fresh the grinds, and moi, so weary,
Yet I praise the gods I’m not
As I have been, overwrought.
This, instead of being teary,
Rashly (brashly) eyes go bleary –
Now the dark and steamy brew
That I never shall eschew
Spiked in honor of a goal -
Where the hell’s the stripper’s pole?
Ah, [...]
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Posted in Language, Lifestyle, Other Stuff, Sex on Oct 13th, 2009
Ode to Pseudonymphomania
A plethora of pseudonyms can serve a woman well…
(Do you think the apple man was really William Tell?)
Indeed, a breezy morn and nary a lover round the place,
a woman might a name or two decide she should embrace…
So many meanings – dare I say, so little time to muse -
will all my many [...]
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