Big Little Wolf's Daily Plate of Crazy

Makeup monstrosities? Oh yeah. I’m talking collagen and cosmetics. Lipstick overdose. Botox buried in blush. Excess is the word du jour.
Tartini excess at the beauty bar?
Nothing makes a woman look older than too much makeup. But we all know it, right?
Nothing makes a Real Housewife of Orange County look trashier and older than too [...]

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Looking for a better sex life? Try cosmetic surgery.
Think those people keeping the plastic surgery business booming are going under the knife to crop that crooked nose? Think again! It’s boobs, booty, and more boobs!
Reality TV, ads, films, internet dating, your local Whole Foods – everywhere you look are examples of nip this and tuck [...]

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Love, thy name is business. Let me count the ways.
I’ve been thinking about the Love Biz, musing over my history and wondering about my future, even as I’ve canceled out of Match.com yet one more time. Yep, after following the rules of its 6-month guarantee.
Love, clearly, isn’t just big biz. It’s gargantuan. It extends far [...]

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