The Official Libido Questionnaire

Remember the study on correlation of libido and idealism?

Here is the official (unbiased) Libido Questionnaire. The summary data – irrefutable conclusions that when libido is UP, so is idealism  – remain at the original post, on 7/19/09. Have fun!

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The Official (and unbiased) Questionnaire: Part One (Libido)

Please indicate your gender.

Male ___  Female ___  N/A ___

Please indicate your relationship status.

Married ___ Divorced ___ Widowed ___ Living together ___  Single ___  Dating ___

How long have you been in your relationship status?

< 1 year ___     1 –  5 years ___   5 – 10 years___    10 – 30 years ___    30+ years ___    7-year itching ___   N/A ___

Do you still like your spouse or partner?

Yes, tons ___    Kinda, sometimes ___    Nope. ____    N/A ___

How often do you have sexual relations with your relationship partner?

2x or less/ year ___     3 – 12x / year ___   1x/week ___    2 – 5x / week ___    1- 3x/day  ___     N/A ___

How often do you spice things up with other partners, sex toys, fantasy, and/or viewing material?

2x or less/ year ___     3 – 12x / year ___   1x/week ___    2 – 5x / week ___    1- 3x/day  ___     N/A ___

(If male), do you wear a speedo on an American beach? (If female), do you wear a bikini or go topless on an American beach?

Yes, often ___    Occasionally ___    Nope. ____    Don’t remember ___

(If male or female), do you believe Lucy Pinder should wear a speedo on an American beach?

Yes, often ___    Occasionally ___    Nope. No speedo, no nothin’  ____    Don’t remember ___

Should Gérard Depardieu be required to wear a speedo, regardless of the beach?

Yes, definitely ___    It depends ___    Nope. Vive la liberté ____    Huh? ___

Do you feel like your level of sexual desire is a roller coaster?

Yes, often ___    Occasionally ___    Nope. ____    Don’t remember ___

Have you ever done it on a roller coaster?

Yes, often ___    Occasionally ___    Nope. ____    Don’t remember ___

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The Official (and unbiased) Questionnaire: Part Deux (Idealism)

Do you (or does anyone you know) vote?

Yes, always ___    Sometimes ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you (or does anyone you know) recycle?

Yes, always ___    Sometimes ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you (or does anyone you know) signal when moving into the passing lane at high speed?

Yes, always ___    Sometimes ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you believe we will cure major diseases in your lifetime?

Yes, convinced ___    Sometimes hopeful ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

If a friend needed a kidney, would you donate?

Yes, definitely ___    Depends on the friend ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

If a friend pissed you off, and you had kidney stones, would you donate?

Yes, definitely ___    Depends on the friend ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you believe in world peace?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sometimes  ___    Nope. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you save paper bags for reuse, despite ridicule from family members?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sometimes  ___    Nope. What are you crazy? ____    Can’t remember ___

Have you noticed that when you’re gettin’ some, you are more kindly disposed to others, rescue animals, turn off unnecessary lights, or save on water by showering with a friend?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sometimes  ___    Nope. What are you crazy? ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you trek to mountains, lakes, seasides and gaze at the beauty of our remaining natural resources?

Yes, often ___    Yes, sometimes  ___    Nope. Hate that nature stuff. Screw it. ____    Can’t remember ___

Would you trek to mountains, lakes, seasides and gaze at the beauty of Lucy Pinder’s natural resources?

Yes, often ___    Yes, sometimes  ___    Nope. Hate that natural stuff. Screw it. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you bicycle or walk to work, if you still have a job?

Yes, always ___    Yes, sometimes  ___    Nope. Bad knees. ____    Nope. No job. ___ Can’t remember ___

Do you believe you will, again, be employed in your lifetime?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sometimes  ___    Nope. Pass the vodka. ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you (or does anyone you know) find Gérard Depardieu sexy?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sorta  ___    Nope. What are you crazy? ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you (or does anyone you know) find Lucy Pinder sexy?

Yes, definitely ___    Kinda, sometimes  ___    Nope. Don’t swing that way.  ____    Can’t remember ___

Do you eat celery, almonds, avocados, raw oysters, and bananas?

Yes, often ___    Yes, sometimes  ___    Nope. Hate that healthy stuff. Screw it. ____    Can’t remember ___