Big Little Wolf's Daily Plate of Crazy

(Wednesday, January 13, Center City, 6 a.m. EST.) An unidentified woman was found weeping and incoherent, muttering in French about Imelda Marcos, Carrie Bradshaw, and a litany of shoe designers. She was huddled in a ball, on the steps of Traffic Court, wearing a London Fog trench, La Perla lingerie, Jimmy Choo red satin pumps, [...]

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Boys don’t make passes at girls who were glasses. Or do they?

Well men sure do!
Sexual attraction is inexplicable, elusive, magical, and for some, it’s embarrassing to talk about. Difficult to put into words what attracts you – what you’d like more of.
But not to worry! Here’s your chance, and it’s just you and me. [...]

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“We appear to be seeing a new rash of cases,” said CDC spokesperson Ima Ditz. “Rhymatoid ArtWriteUs is breaking out up and down the East Coast of the U.S., with suspected incidents popping up as far north as Portland, Maine and as far south as the Florida Keys. There is currently no vaccine available and [...]

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Sublime. That is the only way I can describe yesterday. Life’s delicious (and simple) surprises, sweeping away the worries for an hour here, an hour there. It’s all about a mother. And a magic hat.
I was tapping out the tale just an hour ago, while sipping my favorite (extra bold) Italian roast. But cruel [...]

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Call me crazy, but every time I see a man in high heels – not lifts, mind you – high heels – ladies high heels – I just want to gag. Do you hear me Real Housewives of Atlanta?
I’m not talking cross-dressing, drag queens, or trannies in pumps. To them, I say go for it, [...]

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It’s a sultry, September Saturday, and evening is approaching. I’m… mmm… comment dire…  in a certain mood…
Wouldn’t it be lovely to slide into a steamy bath, linger awhile, then find a satiny underthing or two… How I’d like to take the time to regale in the feel of fine fabric against my skin, then, a [...]

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Counting shoes instead of sheep,
Damn, I wish that I could sleep!
Too much on my weary mind -
Single mother’s gag-me grind.
Where the heck is that good booze?
Higher proof for taller shoes!
(Kiddo’s in his room in bed,
I’ve got time for sipping red…)
This, the week from hell, no doubt,
While I’d like to weep or shout,
Mother duty always [...]

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Ten tips on love?
Catchy, isn’t it? If only it were that simple – as easy as a sound bite, or the Idiot’s Guide to Love – ways to hop on and off the love-go-round and grab that brass ring once and for all. Step right up! Great love, loyalty, passion! And a no-boredom money-back guarantee!
We [...]

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Les femmes qui boivent du vin auraient une vie sexuelle plus épanouie
English version / version anglaise © D A Wolf
Les femmes s’épanouissent sous l’influence de l’alcool ? Quelle nouvelle ! Comme si on ne le savait pas ?
Voici l’article qui apparaît sur yahoo.fr, grâce à Zigonet… Et quel vin préférez-vous pour une vie [...]

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Study shows women who drink wine have a more satisfying sex life
French version / version française  © D A Wolf
Women blossom sexually under the influence of alcohol? What a news flash! As if we didn’t know?
Here is the article (above) which appears on Yahoo France, courtesy of Zigonet. And what wine do [...]

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